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Put The Potato in The Front
A guy on the beach just can't seem to make it with any of the girls, so he goes over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard has any advice for him.
"It's obvious dude," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing baggy old swim trunks that make you look like an old man, they're years outta style. Go get yourself a pair of these spandex Speedos -- about two sizes too small -- and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. You'll have all the chicks you want!"
The following weekend, the guy hits the beach in his tight Speedos with the fist-sized potato and... for cryin' out loud!
-- it's worse than before! Everyone on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick! So the guy goes back to the lifeguard again and asks him: "What's wrong now?"
Says the lifeguard, "You gotta put the potato in the FRONT, kid!"