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Six Feet Long And Two Feet Wide
A church was preparing for Christmas services. The pastor decided he wanted a banner made for the entryway and had a parishioner call the sign company.
The parishioner told the man on the phone the message he wanted and the dimensions needed for the entryway.
The sign came back a few days later...
"Unto Mary Jesus was born, six feet long and two feet wide."