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A group of foreign dignitaries are visiting Israel. At the end of the tour, they are taken to see the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.
They look at the tomb and read the following inscription: ABRAHAM SCHWARTZ, BORN 5694, DIED 5733, A GOOD MAN AND A GREAT FURRIER.
The visitors are incredulous.
They ask the guide, "How can this be an unknown soldier if the grave has his name?"
Their host responds, "Sure, as a soldier he was unknown, but as a furrier -- he was the best!"