Encourage Yourself With Comical Gonna Get Him Killed Joke from The Quality Collection of Religious Jokes.
A drunk and a preacher were driving up a mountain side in different vehicles. The drunk was swerving from side to side; the preacher was driving straight and true.
All of a sudden, the preacher lost control and drove off the edge of a cliff. The drunk noticed the preacher going off the edge, so he stopped his car and went to see if he was all right. He noticed the preacher was climbing up the hillside.
He yelled down at the preacher, "Are you alright?"
And the preacher replied, "Have no fear my son, I had the Lord riding with me."
The drunk then yelled back, "You had better let him ride with me next time. cuz your gonna get him killed!"