Encouraging Fun Loving People to Read and Enjoy Funny Kids At The Hospital Joke from The Quality Collection of Animal Jokes.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside an operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "Iím in here to get my tonsils out, and Iím a little nervous."
The first kid says, "Youíve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. Itís a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
"A circumcision," the first kid answers.
"Whoa!" the second kid says. "Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. I couldnít walk for a year."