Encouraging Fun Loving People to Read and Enjoy Funny Body Parts in Heaven Joke from The Quality Collection of Animal Jokes.
A nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?"
Monica raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Monica?"
Monica replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Bob raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."
She looked at him with confusion. "Now, Bob, why do you think it would be your legs?"
"Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."