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First Family Planning Lesson
Six-year-old Mike returns home from school and says that today he had his first family planning lesson at lesson.
His mother is very interested and asks, "How did it go?"
"I nearly died of shame!" Mike answers. "Bob from down the street says the stork brings babies. Nancy next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage. Lucas in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."
His mother answers laughingly, "But that's no reason to be ashamed."
"No... but I can't tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!"