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Six-year-old, Mike asked his father, "How were people born?"
So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."
Then Mike went to his mother, asked her the same question
His mother answered Mike,
"We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
Again Mike returned to his father and said, "You lied to me!"
His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."