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I've Been Trying to Reach You
A patient went to doctor's chamber to know his medical report.
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news for you.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor : The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor : I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.