Encouraging Fun Loving People to Read and Enjoy Funny Furniture Disease Joke from The Quality Collection of Doctor Jokes.
Bob went into the doctor's office for his annual checkup, and the Doc asked if there was anything unusual he should know about.
So Bob told the Doc that his suit must have shrunk over the last year, because it didn't fit when he went to get ready for a wedding recently.
The Doc said, "Suits don't shrink just sitting in a closet. You probably put on a few pounds."
"That's just it, Doc, I know I haven't gained a single pound since the last time I wore it."
"Well, then," said Doc, "You must have a case of Furniture Disease."
"What in the world is Furniture Disease?" asked Bob.
"That's when your chest starts sliding down into your drawers."