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Right Request of Final Meal

Three criminals, a German, an Italian, and a Jew, were to be executed. Their Czar told them that they had the right request of a final meal before the firing squad comes.

They asked the German what he wanted.

"Give me an ice cold bottle of German beer," he requested.

So they gave it to him, he drank it, and then they shot him.

Next it was the Italian's turn.

"Give me a huge pie of pizza." said the Italian.

So they brought it to him, he ate it, and then they shot him.

Now it was the Jew's turn.

"I want a bowl of snow." said the Jew.

"Snow!!! It's the summer now?!"

"That's fine, I'll wait..."
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