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Didn't Keep A Penny in Pockets
A well dressed man was travelling by bus and in the mean time a pickpocket tried to pickpocket the man.
By chance the man caught the pickpocket red handed and said, "Don't you feel shame to pickpocket a gentleman?"
Pickpocket replied, "You should feel shame because you dressed well but didn't keep a penny in pockets."