Encourage Yourself With Comical Sportman's Double Joke from The Quality Collection of Blonde Jokes.
A blode named Eric pulled an older woman at a club one night.
She was a good looking sort for 55 years old, they drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she asked if he'd ever had the sportsmanís double, a mother and daughter threesome?
He said "Hell NO!!".
They drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was his lucky night. They went back to her place and he was getting more excited by the minute.
She walked into her house and put the hall light on and and shouted upstairs: "Mum you still awake?"