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A Duck In A Bar

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink

The bartender says, "we dont serve ducks, GET OUT OF HERE!"

The next day the duck waddles in again, jumps up at the bar and says, "Got a beer?"

The bartender says we dont serve ducks, GET OUT OF HERE!

Yet another day the duck waddles in again, jumps up at the bar and says got a beer?

The bartender says, "I've told you before, we dont serve ducks, if you come back in here again I'm gonna nail your bill to the counter with this hammer!

The duck waddles off, but the next day he comes in again! He jumps up to the counter and says.

"Got any nails?"

The bartender says, "No, I don't have any nails!

and the duck replies, "Got a beer?"

booooo, hsssss I know.
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