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A drinker walks into a bar, orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The drinker says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had."
The bartender asks, "What do you have?"
The drinker says, "75 cents."