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Good Enough for Me to Go Home
A person walks into a bar and asks for a beer. He chugs it, looks into his pocket and asks for another beer. He chugs that beer, looks into his pocket and asks for another.
The person does this a few more times until the bartender asks, "How come you ask for a beer, chug it, then look in your pocket?"
The person says, "A photograph of my wife is in my pocket and I'm gonna keep drinking till she looks good enough for me to go home."