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Monkey And Lizard Smoke A Joint

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey dude! What are you doing?"

The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and smoke with me." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry and he's going to get a drink from the river.

The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey dude!"

The Monkey looks down and slurs, "Faaaaaaark dude....... how much water did you drink?"
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