Encouraging Fun Loving People to Read and Enjoy Funny Rabies and Malaria Joke from The Quality Collection of Animal Jokes.
There was a mosquito and a dog who loved each other a lot.
One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.
The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.
The few days later... Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria...