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Put The Cock on The Bottom
A little boy is riding his brand new bike on a Christmas day. A police officer on a horse comes over and asks, "Who got you that bike little boy?"
The little boy replies, "Santa did Mr. Officer."
The policeman hands the little boy a £80 fine and says, "Next year tell Santa to put lights on it!"
The little boy looks at the officers horse and says, "Who got you that horse?"
The officer replies, "Santa Claus did."
The little boy smiles and replies, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the cock on the bottom and not on the top!!'