Encouraging Fun Loving People to Read and Enjoy Funny I'm off Home to Harass The Cat Joke from The Quality Collection of Animal Jokes.
I'm off Home to Harass The Cat
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking; bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
The second says "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
Then the third rat gets up and says "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."